Widow’s Peak: The Galaxy That Ruined an Icon

The cosmic defamation case that ended a career.

Widow’s Peak Galaxy exists because one man lost an argument with reality. Vorr’thax Velmont, intergalactic heartthrob and professional brooder, made the mistake of suing a celestial body for looking too much like his hairline. He lost. Spectacularly. The verdict was unanimous: the resemblance was real, the damage was self-inflicted, and the galaxy would not be issuing an apology. Velmont vanished, but the place that humiliated him flourished.

Now, every scandal sticks, every downfall is profitable, and the local Tikatikatikas have turned media manipulation into both a business and a sport. They spin the news, they spin the truth, and occasionally, they spin dinner. Romantic miscalculations come with a body count, tech companies vanish faster than their warranties, and the most popular cooking show treats its audience like collateral damage. The only ones who thrive here are the ones doing the weaving—everyone else just struggles until they stop moving.

The Friendly Robot Travel Agency offers a front-row seat to the spectacle, where the only guarantee is that someone’s reputation—possibly yours—is about to be served. Try to enjoy it before the Tikatikatikas decide you’re part of the story.