Washy Washy II Now Offers LASIK: Don't Googly It

No blinking and no take backs.

Some want perfect vision. Others just want to see things differently. And then there are the ones who come to Washy Washy II LASIK, where every procedure ends the same way: with permanently affixed googly eyes. The service started as a gag but quickly became a galaxy-wide phenomenon, because nothing screams confidence like pupils that never stop shifting. For a modest fee (and a legally questionable waiver), visitors can upgrade their look, embrace unpredictability, and lose every game of poker they ever play. Some do it for fashion. Some for comedy. And some, deep down, know they’ll never feel true fear again—because their eyes will always be rolling away from danger.

The Friendly Robot Travel Agency suggests thinking this through—because once they’re on, they’re not coming off. If you weren’t making questionable choices before, you definitely will be after.

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Rick’s Review:

"Watched a guy get it. Thought he was fine—until he tried to bluff in a card game and his eyes twitched like they were debating their next move without him. Lost every hand. Drinks weren’t free, either.”

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