Voodoo Doo Doo Doll Workshop—Where Grudges Get Stitched

Handmade revenge, now in travel size.

On Yarnia, pettiness isn’t just a feeling—it’s a fine craft passed down through generations. The Voodoo Doo Doo Doll Workshop is where grudges go to be measured, stuffed, and expertly cursed. Pick a doll, customize it with realistic flaws, whisper a name, and let the universe handle the rest. Some hexes are mild, but others? Let’s just say the shop has a strict ‘no refunds, no evidence, no questions’ policy. The wrong stitch, the wrong phase of the moon, or just too much spite behind your knots, and suddenly, your target is calling in sick with an affliction that doesn’t technically exist. The shopkeeper? Absolutely unbothered. No real names, cash only, and if you ask why the walls are soundproofed, you get a discount and no further explanation.

The Friendly Robot Travel Agency suggests using a light touch—unless you’d like to spend the rest of your life checking over your shoulder for your own stitching. Thread carefully.

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Rick’s Review:

"Tried to buy a doll, but the shopkeeper took one look at me, sighed, and handed me one that was already finished. Same hair, same clothes, same slightly slouched posture. ‘This one’s yours,’ they said. Didn’t even charge me. Just patted me on the back like I should start preparing for something. Haven’t slept well since."

Rick’s Tee-Hee Rating: