The Gurgle—Gags On Tap
- Rick
- Feb 21
- 1 min read
Updated: Mar 6
Drink up—choke on the punchline.
On Guffaw-7, bars don’t just serve drinks. They serve humiliation. The Gurgle is no exception—weak drinks, strong roasts, and bartenders who have never once let a bad order slide. Try to sip in peace, and someone will make sure you’re part of the act. Every barstool is a spotlight. Every patron is waiting for someone to slip. The regulars? Hardened, unshaken, immune to even the meanest punchlines. Newcomers? They rarely make it through a full drink without becoming the freshest material on the menu. One wrong gulp, one laugh at the wrong time, and suddenly, you’re the set.
The Friendly Robot Travel Agency doesn’t just drop you off—we’re watching, and we will laugh. No one leaves The Gurgle with their dignity fully intact, but if you make it through the night without choking on your own comeback, you might just earn a seat at the bar. Just don’t sip slow—the jokes move fast, and if you fall behind, they’ll make sure you hear about it.
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Rick’s Review:
"Ordered a drink. Got insulted before I even touched it. Took a sip, got roasted for how I held the glass. Laughed so hard I choked, which only made it worse. Spilled half my drink from shaking, spilled the other half from being called out for it. 10/10 experience, but my self-esteem needs a minute."