The Cornucopia Museum—A Feast of Lies, A Banquet of Nothing
- Rick
- Feb 21
- 1 min read
Updated: Mar 6
Reality is a dish best served… inconsistently.
Some museums preserve history. This one rewrites it. The Cornucopia Museum claims to house the PTU’s most iconic meals, but no one can agree on what they actually were. Every exhibit is a memory you don’t have, a brand you’ve never seen, a dish described so vividly that your brain starts filling in the blanks. It all seems familiar—until you realize there’s nothing to recognize. A can of something labeled “A Classic” sits on a pedestal, its ingredients a mystery, its reputation undeniable. A bowl of “Beloved Breakfast” rests behind glass, its scent somehow nostalgic, even though you’re certain you’ve never had it. The deeper you wander, the hungrier you get—not because the food looks good, but because your mind keeps trying to remember something that was never real.
The Friendly Robot Travel Agency reminds you that while the mind plays tricks, the stomach does not. Stay long enough, and you’ll start craving things that don’t exist. Stay too long, and you might leave convinced they do. Either way, you’ll walk out hungry.
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Rick’s Review:
"Walked in expecting history. Walked out questioning reality. Saw an exhibit on the ‘most famous meal in PTU history’—a single empty plate under a spotlight. No description. No ingredients. No explanation. Spent an hour trying to remember eating it. Spent another trying to convince myself I hadn’t."
