Laff Trak: Where the Joke’s Always on You (And You Love It)

If you stop laughing, you become the joke.

Laff Trak doesn’t do mercy. If you’re not getting laughs, you are the laugh. Every conversation is a set, every mistake is material, and if you can’t keep up, you’re getting carried out—metaphorically, unless the bit plays better with security involved.

Here, debates don’t happen. Stand-up battles decide policy. Justice is a live performance where your defense better kill, or you’re done. The locals sharpen their wit like knives, and outsiders? They’re just a fresh pile of heckler bait. Tourists either adapt or become cautionary tales. The crowd never forgets a bomb. The worst sets get replayed, quoted, and reenacted until even the punchline wishes it could leave.

The Friendly Robot Travel Agency books trips to Guffaw-7, where survival depends on timing, delivery, and knowing when to leave before the audience makes that decision for you.