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Voodoo Doo Doo Doll WorkshopโWhere Grudges Get Stitched
Handmade revenge, now in travel size. On Yarnia , pettiness isnโt just a feelingโitโs a fine craft passed down through generations. The...
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Alien PlantโA Factory That Grows Nothing and Sells Everything
Real plants are obsolete. Air is handled. So why not make something better? Deep in Figuria , past locked gates and a factory that hums...
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The Pop โN LockโWhere the Right Parts Find the Wrong People
No receipts, no guarantees. It starts with a whisper. A quiet exchange in a backroom lit by dying neon, where Go Figures ย trade limbs...
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The PileโHope is a Scam, But You Dig Anyway
Itโs just a junk heapโbut keep digging, maybe this time itโs different. Figuria ย doesnโt run on logic. It runs on blind, desperate faith,...
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The StitcherโThe Sewing Machine That Kills
It was meant to heal. It prefers to harvest. Beneath Yarniaโs Hall of Crafting , past the spools of tradition and the looms of legacy,...
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The Little Known Rice Age: When Aptors Tried Farming (and Failed Spectacularly)
Four months. Thatโs how long it took to reinvent extinction. The Aptors ย of Prearth ย were many thingsโmassive, powerful, undeniably...
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The Friendly Robot Travel Agency: Your Ticket to PTU Chaos
No refundsโjust wild rides. The Friendly Robot Travel Agency ย isnโt your grandmaโs travel agentโitโs the PTUโs grease-stained lifeline, a...
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Spee-ider Women Eat Spee-ider MenโA Romantic Dinner Date (For One)
Love is a battlefield, and ponchos cost extra. The Tikatikatikas ย donโt do romance. They do performancesโbrief, dazzling, and...
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Tiko TechsโThe Web Works Best When Youโre Already Stuck
Fast. Unstable. Unbelievably convincing. T he Tikatikatikos ย of Spee-ider Grove ย have perfected speed without substance. They donโt just...
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Gargantuan Tarantulas with SpatulasโChaos in the Kitchen
The only cooking show where survival is part of the recipe. Mornings on Spee-ider Grove ย arenโt peacefulโtheyโre a culinary gauntlet, and...
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Booty for Your BootyโConvenience Comes Crooked
Every dealโs a steal. Sometimes literally. On Yaaarghโs Revenge , piracy isnโt deadโit just got a marketing department. And nothing...
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Atari Exacts RevengeโE.T. Sank the Ship, Cartridges and All
They dreamed of gold. They got a landfill. The ย Copy Cats ย of Yaaarghโs Revenge ย thought theyโd outgrown crime. Thought they could go...
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Yaaargh's Revenge: The First Ever (Literally) Pirated Game
They stole the game. They kept the fortune. They added two โaโs. Before The Great Atari Disaster ย buried their hopes in sand, before E.T....
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The Farm League Comedy ClubโWhere Bombs Build Legends
You either kill or get killedโmetaphorically. Usually. The Farm League Comedy Club ย isnโt just a venue. Itโs a battlefield where...
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Watch a Comedy Peepshow: Peek โTil Youโre the Punchline
You watch themโthen they watch you. Drop a Wishbone , lift the curtain, and watch the set unfold. The Comedium ย works the tiny stage,...
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The GurgleโGags On Tap
Drink upโchoke on the punchline. On Guffaw-7, ย bars donโt just serve drinks. They serve humiliation. The Gurgle ย is no exceptionโweak...
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The Cornucopia MuseumโA Feast of Lies, A Banquet of Nothing
Reality is a dish best servedโฆ inconsistently. Some museums preserve history. This one rewrites it. The ย Cornucopia Museum ย claims to...
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Go on an Expiration DateโLoveโs a Limited Shelf Life
They say love is timeless. On Hungary, love is a gamble against rot. Thereโs no compatibility quiz, no carefully curated matchesโjust a...
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High-Stakes Food Fights: Grub Meets Guts
On Hungary, dinner doesnโt just fight backโit fights first. No schedule. No rules. No guarantee that your meal will stay on your plate....
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Denโs CrevasseโA Portal, A Bet, A Joke That Wonโt End
Some doors take you places. This one rolls the dice on your existence. At some point, someone should have shut it down. Denโs Crevasse...
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The Annual Komodo ClashโA Battle Already Lost
Fire-breathing lizards vs. slightly smaller lizards. Place your bets. The Dragoons of ย Denโs Crevice ย arrive every year, towering,...
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The "Holy Hell Thatโs Hot" SpaโThe PTUโs Spiciest Getaway
Lavaโs the least of your burns. The Dragoons of ย Denโs Crevice ย donโt believe in comfort. They believe in pain, endurance, and watching...
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TFRTAโs Private Floating ZoosโAn Exhibit in Denial
A breathtaking spectacle, if you ignore the slow, inevitable decline. Once a marvel of engineering and indulgence, the TFRTAโs Private...
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Heliumdrumโs Repopulation EffortโA System Designed to Fail, Perfectly
It works exactly as intended, which is the problem. In a desperate attempt to save ย Heliumdrumโs ย dwindling population, scientists...
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